You're Not Rich and You're Never Going To Be Rich

Kinja'd!!! "Raymundo" (raymundo)
12/16/2015 at 16:50 • Filed to: None

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So you may have seen plenty of videos floating around the internet about people buying Lamborghinis and giving life advice on how you can be a better person and what not. Some of you might remember !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! talking about his Lamborhini and how to be successful. Well I saw another Lamborghini success story pop up and felt compelled to twist his words into this little creation. The original video can be found !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , so no that is not his actual message. *Obligatory statement to keep internet hate at bay.*


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 16:56

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I’ve seen this video and have never clicked on it. How bad is it?


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 16:59

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“You know my parents did buy this car for me.”

“So, what’s really separated, you know, myself, from normal people...I eat out all the time.”

Can there be an Oppo post of the year? Because you win!


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 17:00

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But I am Rich.


Kinja'd!!! Raymundo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/16/2015 at 17:01

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The full video kind of just drones on and on, so I condensed it down to the important message. :P


Kinja'd!!! Raymundo > HammerheadFistpunch
12/16/2015 at 17:03

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Hood rich?


Kinja'd!!! certified cool guy > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 17:04

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I’m not rich, just a random middle class person. Though I could buy a Gallardo with my money if I wanted but nah


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/16/2015 at 17:05

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The original Tai Lopez dude has a sweet voice...but the message is so annoying.


Kinja'd!!! Raymundo > Mercedes Streeter
12/16/2015 at 17:05

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Hooray! *In NASCAR celebration speach voice with a southern twang.* I would like to thank my sponsors Jimmy Dean and Wonder Bread for an excellent race season this year. That’s Jimmy Dean and Wonder Bread, makers of the best sausage and bread products known to man. Thank you.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 17:06

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Well whatever he does for a living, it obviously doesn’t involve photography, good taste, the ability to speak publicly, or to write anything worth reading.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 17:10

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I tried watching this dude’s videos but his lisp is just a little too severe for me to make it thru a whole video.

Nothing against anyone with a speech impediment but man it can sure make a video distracting.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mercedes Streeter
12/16/2015 at 17:21

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And the fact that it seemed to be the only ad on YouTube for quite a while.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 17:33

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Damn you for getting me to watch the original. Horrible, horrible stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/16/2015 at 17:36

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Nevermind, I couldn’t finish the whole thing. Good god.


Kinja'd!!! wintermute > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 17:40

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No, I think he’s saying that his name is Rich. :-P


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > certified cool guy
12/16/2015 at 17:42

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I could too... just need to sell the house and move in with my mother... then affording a Lambo would be nooooo problem.


Kinja'd!!! certified cool guy > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
12/16/2015 at 17:48

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I could do it w/o selling the house, I got enough for a used gallardo. But not really interested when I’m drooling over the new Camaro SS


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > HammerheadFistpunch
12/16/2015 at 17:49

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damn it it won’t let me star this


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > certified cool guy
12/16/2015 at 17:50

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I could buy a Gallardo as well.

We’re talking about those 1/18 models right?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Nibby
12/16/2015 at 17:51

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This guy knows


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > certified cool guy
12/16/2015 at 18:27

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“I could do it w/o selling the house”

Actually... I think I could too! I just need to prostitute myself on evenings and weekends...

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Kinja'd!!! Raymundo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/16/2015 at 19:21

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Hahaha, well glad I could sum it up for you. Hehe


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Raymundo
12/16/2015 at 19:56

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Sidenote: That guy has a very punchable looking face.


Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
12/16/2015 at 23:05

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Yeah, still not clear what he does. Sounds like his parents bought the car...